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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:40
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
share office space ...
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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